Bud Smith writes exclusively in English and lives for the typo. It’s his favorite thing in the world. He loves typos so much, that he refuses to write anything with a pen or pencil because that eliminates the possibility of a typo. Fuck that. He brings a typewriter to the DMV and has a small label machine that he uses to fill in all the necessary blanks on bank forms, post office delivery requests and the tip sections on restaurant credit card slips.